Monday, July 29, 2013

Drake ft. Rihanna - Take Care

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     Well... It's been a while... Again. Crazy, crazy year.




   This time, just because I am kind of tired of ranting about everything, all the time, I decided to pick something nice to talk about. So, ladies and gentlemen, today I shall be presenting you: Drake ft. Rihanna - Take Care  

    Lets jump right in, and talk about the video clip. 

    The colours, the images, their movement and arrangement, it's all beautiful. Simplistic, yet beautiful, especially the movement. I know that most of the symbolism, if any, eludes me, but the way the sound and visuals combine is pretty.  It is also emotionally charged. Looking at the two performers, their positions, motions, gestures, expressions, how the camera zooms in and out, and that secret look Rihanna gives us, we can feel it, we can really see their emotions. I also feel the need to praise the choreography. It might seem simple at first glance, but the fluidity of motion, the movements that compliment the emotion of the song, that is not easy to pull off.


    The music is also beautiful. The eerie sound of the piano and the guitar create a unique atmosphere, a calm and relaxed feeling, few club songs can impose. Furthermore the combination between the visuals and the music is stunning. For example towards the end when the tone and melody change, the image of fire flashes, then we get the scene with the bull and the arrows. As the tone changes, becomes somewhat more urgent, more tense, so do the visuals, becoming a little bit more rapid, more threatening.

    And now to, perhaps my favourite part: the lyrics. They actually mean something. Can you believe it? There was thinking process behind the combination of words in a song. What sorcery is this? Have we reached a new stage in our evolution? God I hope so, even if some other examples of modern media cause me to seriously doubt that.
     True, some of the lyrics were sampled. Still, the combination, execution and composition are good. Furthermore, the people seem to like the song. Not that the majority particularly care or notice the lyrics, but, still, it's nice to know the masses like something decent for once.
    So what do the lyrics actually tell us? Do they really paint us a picture?

    Yes, they do.


    Amazing isn't it? The tale is of a troubled, complicated love story, between two people who clearly care about each other, but need to go over some inner turmoil before they are able to have a real, healthy relationship. And they are willing to take the steps.

    But that is my general reading. Lyrics can be read in many, more detailed, ways depending on the viewer, and that precisely is the beauty of good lyrics.
    Overall, it's a gentle and thoughtful song. What I like most about it is the performers, and especially Rihanna who has been looking particularly blank eyed and robotic in most of her recent songs. I mean, really, is this the expression of someone who is thrilled to have found the love of their life? ->



In Take Care you can really feel the emotion in her voice, really see it on her face. It resonates with the song. That's how singers, dedicated to their craft, should be. If they really are invested in their craft, it will show. Even if its just acting. It is still effort.
    Granted, the song samples/borrows from an older, original, song (by Bobby Bland), and its remix (by Jamie xx), but I think, the composition of this one is much better. The way the music compliments the voices, and how the instruments are executed and combine is much more fluid and melodic.
In the end, I still find it kind of funny. How a lot of modern pop songs often sample, borrow or are remakes from older songs... I do hope creativity can pick itself up rather than remaking things from the past, even if it has decades of innovations and greatness to surpass.

    Take Care did not become as popular for as long and was not as marketed as some other chart songs out there, but it was still pretty high up. So then, now that we have proven it can be done, why can't pop songs be more like this? What is their excuse?
   
    What excuses: Robin Thicke ft. T.I., Pharrell - Blurred Lines  or its unrated version?
I just love how bothered and uncomfortable they look, don't you?
    Whatever they paid those models... It really wasn't worth it.

So lets pray, the future brings us more of Take Care and less of Blurred Lines.
And finally, just for laughs because I found this reverse hilarious, enjoy: Sexy Boys, Parody by Mod Carousel 

Friday, August 31, 2012

Hispano Madness



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So... Hello again.

 [A foreword: this is going to be more ranty and less analytical. Yes, believe it or not I have been trying to actually analyze not just rant. In this case I just don’t think such brainless works of “art” deserve me utilizing the intellectual power for something other than ranting.]




Initially I thought my next post to be on a book, but in the spirit of the dying summer, yes it's over believe it or not, I decided to cover a topic brought to me by a friend. A friend who lives on the other side of the world, yet we both seem to have noticed a rather curious plague spreading through the the radio stations… Hispanic disco songs.

 Everybody seems to go wild about them. Would they be playing so often and for so long else? The reason why someone would constantly request this... I simply cannot picture. The lyrics I don’t get, even with a translation… I mean I understand what they sing, I just don’t get it. Most songs in that genre seem to be singing mostly about dancing drinking and getting laid. And that revelation received only after a careful dissection because the structure and "sentences" quite often don't make any sense. Still, nothing new here. Hispanic songs are about drinking, dancing and sex, and American songs are about drinking, dancing and sex. I guess that's just what the people want in their music/culture.
 The melody, again it’s the same every time. One or sometimes two beats repeated over and over until the melody is so deeply beaten into your brain you want to find a zombie and have it eat it to rid you of this torturous existence. But joking aside, they all seem to sound exactly the same as any other mindless disco songs out there.
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But let’s get to the actual songs I wish to mention. To be fair they never really got high in the charts around here (higher in Europe) but every time I turned on the radio, entered a store, or went any place public with music, I would hear them at least 2 times. Thus here they are, the top three most annoying Hispanic songs this summer has to offer according to my aching brain and my annoyed friend.




Number one spot, no doubt, goes to Tacabro – Tacata

Well technically Tacabro is an Italian band but with a Cuban singer so they sing in Spanish and I will brand them Hispanic. In terms of melody and lyrics, as you might guess, this is horridly repetitious and mind crushingly annoying. It is easily the song I dreaded most, instantly reaching for my phone and headphones whenever I was unable to make it stop. The problem is: it’s catchy, and crappy, very, very, very crapy. Listening to it just once will make you sing tacata, tacata, etc, inside your head for eternity.

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When I first heard this song it reminded me of something but it was so vague I couldn’t make sense of it. It was when I did my research that I finally realized what that initial feeling of familiarity was. Paco Paco – Taka-Takata. True it has nothing in common other than those annoying "words" but it’s still worth mentioning. Especially when the original was quite the hit back in its days and definitely better than this crap released today. An honorary mention for Joe Dassin’s version too, which I had actually heard before and was the source of that uncanny familiarity I felt. I couldn’t find more information on those two on the net so I apologize for that.
Inexplicably, the two old songs can’t manage to annoy me, at all even, although they too contain the “taka” thingy.


 Oh I get it, I think! They have other words in them and the singer’s voice is actually nice.

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Finally, I felt asudden need to comment on the video… As far as my research went there are 2 video clips for this song. Both I find obnoxiously slutty, and seizure inducing with their blinking light, swirling colour horridness. And here I ignore the cheap looks, kindergarten editing, and god awful choreography, if it can be called such.
As a last commentary I say to the producers: for god sake have some bloody decency, you could have bought the girls a swimsuit or something not make them dance in what looks like their underwear!





But moving on.



Number two: Michel Telo - Ai Se Eu Te Pego  
The Pitbull edition because that’s the one that was popular around here… Do I really need to say anything else? At least he brings in some diversity to the monotonous original song. Wait… No he doesn’t.
Uh all right, I will add to this. Why I don’t like this particular song isn’t that much the repeatedness, although it is one of the reasons. No, I hate it because of Michel Telo’s voice. I cannot begin to comprehend why he became such a sensation when throughout the whole song all I hear is whine, whine, whine; whine, whiiiiiine. Seriously listen to it, it’s like the most annoying sound I have ever heard coming out of a man’s mouth. It’s even worse than Bruno Mars, and god do I hate Bruno Mars’ girly voice strings.

It’s truly sad when the moment these songs come on it makes me wish I was listening to Katy Perry’s Wide Awake instead. Hell, I’d even take Nicki Minaj’s Starships anytime.
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This song actually came out around the end of last year, but I am mentioning it here because its popularity reached its zenith this summer.
To be truthful I don’t find it particularly bad, I’d even dance to it in club, if I danced that is. Music and lyric-wise it’s just like all the other mediocre disco crap out there. What I find particularly appalling is… it’s just too noisy. I attribute that to the annoying female singer who won’t stop squealing her lines through the whole thing. How old is she anyway? 12? Or is she on helium or something. Seriously, is it just me, or does she sing kind of like a chipmunk?



Last I wanted to talk about one final Hispanic performer who became quite big this summer. Don Omar. There are two songs I wish to mention - Hasta Que Salga El Sol and Danza Kuduro
Again I don’t find them particularly bad or annoying or anything, really I’m neutral about it but when they just wont stop bloody playing them... Eesh...
Anyhow, it's the same type of lyrics, dance till you die, drink a beer, have fun, lather, rinse, repeat. In both songs there was something about hips. Actually a lot about hips, so I am beginning to think he might have some fetish about it.
They even got their girls some swimsuits!

 Else on the clip of Danza Kudro, it's the same boring crap of men jerking their hands in the air and women in scanty clothes lounging around. It's better produced that Tacata, definitely, but I attribute that to the bigger budget.

Seriously though isn’t there something else that could be playing on the radio instead? I know there must be, so cut it out with the endless hispanics and give me some variety.

That’s what I thought, and well I got my wish... They now play Flo Rida – Whistle…


And about that…
I...
Um...
Well...
Just…
No. Just no!




There. I am out of words. Happy crappy pop song?
In any case I doubt I could have added anything to what Todd in the Shadows already said. Here, watch his review(s) and support the struggle against crappy pop music.

(And yes, I know Whistle is not Hispanic but I thought it deserved some hatred.)

As for anything I could have said about it, here let me illustrate it with another pony.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Aion: Ascension


I wasn’t really planning to write about video games here, but I felt I needed to talk about this one, so here it goes Aion Ascension…

Aion: The Tower of Eternity is a Chinese released (NCSoft), Korean developed MMORPG, combining PVP with PVE elements. It came out somewhere in the end of 2008 in Asia, and a bit later, in 2009, worldwide. The game was pay-to-play with monthly subscription, and being the poor church mouse I am, it wasn't something I would go for. I did try it though, sometime back in 2010. How could I not? It had angels in it. Well sort of… in the trailer it showed off winged flight and I just couldn’t miss that, could I?





Anyhow. With its CryEngine, it was pretty taxing on my poor old PC (which ironically ascended to heaven on Christmas last year, but that’s an entirely different topic) so I played it for about a month before the staggeringly low FPS forced me to just give up. The game does look amazing that much I give it.






 Well, a couple of months ago I received this random email from my past registration in NCSoft saying that Aion is now free-to-play. So with my new super-awesome-special laptop, purchased powerful enough to run the latest Photoshop, and Aion becoming free... What the heck, let’s give this thing another go, I thought.






Story and Lore: You have two races, Elyos (White Wings) and Asmodian (Black Wings). Naturally, I went for black. The back story is pretty generic, shattered world, tower of the gods, conflict yada, yada, here for those interested.
It offers a choice between 4 classes (Scout, Mage, Priest, Warrior), which at level 10 fork into 2 subclasses (Assassin and Ranger, Spiritmaster and Sorcerer, Chanter and Cleric, Gladiator and Templar).
The interface is okay, I guess. For me it’s not the most convenient, definitely worse than World of Warcraft, but at the level of Lineage, so it’s bearable. The monster killing is also ok, even if a bit sluggish at times. It’s not exaggeration to say that some monsters on your level take either forever or are impossible to kill depending on class and gear. Overall, it’s the generic bash-on-the-head-until–it-dies system with some flashy and quite nicely animated moves when using skills.



There is a variety of professions: Alchemy, Handicrafting, Armoursmiting, Weaponsmiting, Tailoring, Cooking, and, a new one, Building (will elaborate later.) So yeah, pretty general stuff. The profession interface and system is pretty good, according to me, my friend who tried the game with me tended to disagree. The thing is, you have Work Orders (quests) where the trainer gives you materials, you need to buy supplies, like needles or powder or salt or whatever depending on the profession, and just craft. It is relatively slow, 100 points, in the begging, are made for about an hour, with price of ingredients and time increasing per every 100, to a max of 549. You can, of course, gather materials and build your own items, thus leveling the profession, but I found the Work Order easier, even if a bit dull with my character standing in place crafting for literally hours. (Also we must consider that every 10ish (10+, increases with skill level) craft you need to tell your character what Order to do next, and every time you complete it, you need to go back to the merchant and buy supplies. I am starting to get why my friend was sort of annoyed by it.
 You must also level your gathering or Essencetapping and Aethertapping (leveled separately) skills and buy an extension every 100ish points much like the professions.



I found the quest system pretty good too. You have the regular, sometimes grind-y, quests and then you have the campaign quests that are actually progressing the story. I like MMOs with a story.

There are several types of party, from small 6 numbered group to unlimited alliance of groups. There is also a guild (Legion) system. Targeting party members with the cursor can get a bit hard the larger the group grows, but there is a short-cut system which solves the problem.






Can’t say much about the raid and instance system, never got that far in the game. The first instance opens around lvl 18, and is actually solo with extremely easy kills and stable amount of items and money (kinah) for the level. The later instances, however, are pretty tough and mobs impossible to kill unless you have at least 2 healers, a stable tank and enough dps to take down the elites before the tank runs out of skills and the healers out of mana. There are also these annoying, and when I say annoying I mean hell of annoying, areas with elites that are practically impossible to pass without a full-fledged alliance. It wouldn’t be as annoying, though, if major campaign quests didn’t demand running those particular villages/zones.





The PVP system is ok, for those who like that stuff.








Well it all sounds great right?






Not really. It has most of the generic MMO stuff, plus some interesting ideas and pretty graphics, but there are a couple of major issues, not limited to the gaming community of the Aion world, which I can't overlook.







The month, nearly month and a half, spent on this game, developing my character who barely came to level 30 for reasons I will mention later, was literally a waste of precious time. I hadn’t felt so cheated by a game since I played Indigo Prophecy. (Another game that I might tackle some other time for the sheer amount of What The Bloody Hell it contained.)










So, classes, no complaints other than how overpowered the Chanter is. Graphics, again they were great. And I already mentioned my problems with some mobs.


Something my friend pointed out: The World. It’s pretty, yeah, but it just doesn’t feel diverse. Usually, in MMO’s you are tempted to explore and find new places. In Aion, there just isn’t such a drive. The areas feel limited and you are forced to follow certain paths unless you are willing to go through hordes of overpowered mobs. And that, takes a hell of a lot of time. The limit in movement and the overpowered mobs make the game feel like a drag and the grinding to stick out. Thing is, all MMOs have grinding, but the good MMOs manage to smooth it out and make it feel less… tedious. But back to mobs. After each kill you need to stop, sit down and wait for your health to restore, unless you are a healer. In WoW, for example, you eat, which brings you back to full health in 30-50 seconds. In Aion, if you don’t want to wait about 5 to 8 minutes after each mob (time increasing with level and HP) you need potions. Potions give you back some points immediately or over time, and a few foods increase natural restoration, which wouldn’t be that bad if good potions (foods) weren’t that darn hard or expensive to get (unless you are an Alchemist (Cook)). There are also the so called Mana and Health Treatments, skills that give you back a small amount of mana or HP after consuming a stack of pretty expensive reagents, which makes them literally useless. But moving on.






Flight.




Ahm… yeah flight… what the trailer doesn’t mention is that your so called “flight” is limited to one minute and usable in very few zones, usually only cities. All you can do everywhere else is float if you jump from somewhere high. And even that is limited to about one minute. I do not count the Abyss, and will tell you why in a bit.
Of course, you can buy wings and get accessories and armour that extend flight but that is... provided you have the money.

Which brings me to another issue. I’ve played WoW, I’ve played Lineage and Guild Wars. A couple of other free or not so free MMOs. True, not for long, but I did try them. And in neither, believe me, not one of them have I seen such a greedy, selfish number of little pricks. (Not to mention the hordes of gold sellers spamming everywhere, who the mods can't bother banning, which forces players to fill their LIMITED block lists). So money... Money is everything in this game. You have money, you have everything, you don’t have money, you can't even get a basic armour set.  



“You can’t even wipe your ass with a million Kinah here.” An actual quote from the actual world chat. True, although I would have been glad to have at least half a million to get me skills, because skills can get pretty expensive, or at least a pair of low class wings (which actually cost 900 000 kinah).



 It’s not that it’s hard to get the money. It’s just impossible to keep them for long. 10k for a flight here, 100k for a level of profession there, 200k for your new skills, then 300 more k for some coins to exchange for armour or ingredients or whatever. Not to mention paying off your soul sickness every time you die... And then paying even more to travel back to where you initially were. All that easily avoidable, (not the sickness, you get it whenever you die) if the selfish little priest class pricks decided to instead of passing by, herpily-derpily, ignoring your corpse’s existence, to... I don't know cast a resurrection spell maybe? But I guess 6-8 seconds of their lives is just too much to give up to save someone else about 20 minutes of pulling their shit together.




But back to the money. The auction house, the centre of the “economy” of the world is full of overprized crap, some of which you desperately need. Can’t blame the sellers though, since a single house costs at least 12mil, not to mention the good wings. And yeah, you can actually buy houses, build yourself furniture and such with the Building profession. But forget the house, that’s not the issue I had. The issue is the armour. To get a good set of armour, you first need an adequate crafting skill, and good enough luck to find or buy the right manual. Then you need to go around the world and gather some materials. And finally, you need to either grind to the death those impossible instances, or the Abyss for the special mats required. You can buy them on the auction, of course, but guess what? They only cost your soul.
Or you can do what I did, and buy the coin reward armour sets that are rather mediocre, but still better than regular drop of grey crap. Of course, you will need to grind the hell out of the coin quests, which are daily and therefore doable only once per day. (You need about 30 coins for full armour at lvl 20, then about 100 for a fill lvl 30, and then it goes up to 100 per piece for lvl 30+. In total it takes you more time getting the coins, than passing to the next level decimal, and you then you can't use the coins you got to get the newer armour as every zone has its own type.) The faster way is to buy the coins off the auction. Which brings us back to the need to have a large amount of Kinah in store.

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Of course, all this wouldn’t have been such a big problem if the monsters weren’t that damn hard. But forget the monsters, even with basic armour I can handle those beasts. The thing that drives a stake through my final drops of patience is the PVP-PVE mixture. It’s not only likely, but certain that you will encounter at least a group or two of enemy players at any 20+ leveling zone. So imagine going around on your daily errands and quest in a peaceful little land infested with giant crabs and walking mushrooms when out of the sudden, as you are picking flowers, cablush you see a giant cone of fire and next thing you know, your wings are flapping in the nether world. It's bloody impossible to beat the buffed up and geared players, on your own. Also by on your own, I mean on your bloody own. The moment an enemy attacks, all the allies that just now were crowding around you, killing all your quest mobs and gathering all the stuff you need, vanish. Every brat for themselves is the rule here.
And the few brave, generous players who try and help you… well they die shortly after or before you.
 
All right, it happens, so you respawn, pay the fortune needed to heal your soul and go back to plucking your flowers. But guess what? The “small” enemy party or another similar is still there. It’s everywhere.
You are left with two choices. One, wait for a benevolent high level, bored out of their mind, to come by and chase out the parasites, because your legion is silent and too busy standing in the middle of the capital picking their noses to come and give you a hand. Or two, you can go to that one zone that is fully PVE and consist solely of heavy grinding, no coin reward armour and not a single Campaign quest in sight.
In short, for those who came to play for the story or for the PVE, tough luck, you need to be an expert PVPer in order to get to those quests and even a greater PVPer to actually finish them, as often they lead you straight into the heart of the enemy territory. But wait, you say, why not level a bit and then do those quests, it will be piece of cake. Well tough luck again, when you get to a certain level you can no longer use the rifts to teleport to the enemy zone in close proximity to the quest. You can only go to a higher level zone and make your way back through hordes of enemies. Easy if you are scout type, impossible if you are anything else.




In short, what I am trying to say is, if you are a PVEer, stay the bloody hell away from this game or you are going to have a really bad, mind numbingly infuriating time trying to finish even one single campaign quest after the level of 20.





Well to be fair, I am slightly exaggerating as I happened to play mostly at a time of a huge PVP event. But even before it (and after), the chances for a player to get camped over and over by a group of highly overpowered enemies is pretty high and many quests lead you straight into the heart of the enemy territory, as I mentioned. In short, the PVP-PVE mixture doesn't work as it forces players to engage in PVP, which wouldn't be that bad if it didn't interfere so much with leveling and armour attaining.



Which brings us to the Abyss, Aion's pure PVP zone. Well as pure PVP zone as every other zone in the Aion world (other than the small, boring PVE desert I mentioned earlier.)
 The Abyss is also the only place you can actually fly everywhere. For as long as your wings can carry you, of course. In my case, 1 minute since I never managed to collect a million and buy those darn low class wings. Not that it would have helped much, just about 30-40 seconds. And when that time is close to running out, you need to land and wait about 5-10 minutes to restore flight. Unless you are suicidal and willing to plunge into the darkness and die because the Abyss is a series of floating islands, many quite a way apart. So while you wait, or while you quest, or while pretty much anything, you need to either have a huge party around you or be on your guard and ready to fly at any moment as the enemy is… well still everywhere.



Thing is, there are these fortresses to conquer and those evil Balaur to kill in the Abyss. Which is all great. Unless you were an Asmodian on my server. We, the great Asmodians, at all times, had between 0% and 10% percent of the land, while the Elyos stayed solidly around 30-40%. What does that matter you ask? It means that everywhere you go is an enemy territory teeming with Elyos, making it even more impossible to finish those Campaign quests that lead you into the Abyss.


Which brings me to the main reason I got stuck around 35ish. I simply could not finish the Campaign quest chains in any of the 20+ zones. I could have, of course, gone to the next zone, abandoning all my quests, but not having finished even half of the story line just renders me emotionally unable to move on. I am obsessive-compulsive like that.



But back to the Abyss. Why go there if you don’t like PVP, you’d ask. Well other than the campaign quests, some of the mats for the super special awesome items are found only there, naturally through extreme grinding. Not to mention more kinnah. Yup, if you want to be rich, the Abyss is the place for you.
Just learn to PVP then, you say. Well, not that I am particularly busy, but I just don’t have the time, and more specifically the patience, to deal with this crap. I came for the story not to kill players. Usually games have role-play or PVE realms for that (or leave the mass PVP for endgame), but Aion, until now, doesn’t. Also I won’t even bother when the freaking controls are so inconvenient.



 But let me explain. Movement controls are limited to the classic WASD, or left hand. You cannot move your character with your mouse only, and you cannot turn with keyboard only so you need to use both hands for movement at all times, which makes casting (bound to numerics).



So yeah, Aion is a place where everyone bickers for instance items, not to use but sell, and whenever you are in need of PVP help, everyone is suddenly… gone. Not to mention how hard it is, even in your own legion, to get help to kill a single elite or finish a group quest.
Really helpful community indeed. I have never seen such an exhibition of utter selfishness and concern only for one’s own ass.


So if you are a casual player or a PVEer, stay away. If you enjoy marketing, economics, piling money, spending the best days of your life on grinding, and endless PVP, this is the game for you (no sarcasm).
I believe I covered everything I had in mind, so my work here is done.
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